I currently reside in Burbank, California, with my loving wife, my two darling daughters, and my one highly recommendable vasectomy.

In 2005, I graduated from the University of Florida - thanks for the scholarship, Florida Lottery players! - with degrees in advertising and marketing and immediately crammed everything I owned into my purple VW Beetle to work at a marketing agency in the city of angels.

The angels intervened when I made friends with the apparent niece of an A-list celebrity and, while overlooking Los Angeles from that A-list aunt’s Hollywood Hills estate after enjoying a catered feast, I decided to admit my dream of becoming a TV writer.

That weekend, I wrote a Family Guy spec and gave two weeks notice. Luckily, achieving my quickly updated dream of becoming a paid TV writer only took fourteen years.

And, paid TV writer dream achieved, I quickly learned how tenuous a paid TV writer reality is. Fortunately, I absolutely love (and am great at) writing copy.